Sunday Blue-Birding in Five Parts

I'm Very Busy and Important:
A Story by Mr. Blue Jay

"Ahhh...Sunday morning, finally. But, it is sooo
lonely in this leafless tree. I feel so...exposed."

 

"Wait a second, wait a second, I think someone's watching me.
I think it's that bird brain lady on the fourth floor."

"Affirmative. It's definitely her again."

"Beg your pardon? My best angle is what?"

"Sigh. The things I'll do in the name of art!"